Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.
Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.
Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.
Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.
He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.
Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.
Use https://fallingfruit.org/ to get free, fresh food. Maybe once a week ill hit up the fruit trees and get a huge amount of free citrus, mangoes, almonds, loquats and fresh herbs (lemongrass, rosemary and lavendar mostly). There is also a ridiculous amount of olive trees on public land in my city, if I had the time and inclination to brine them properly I could probably make 20kg a week during the fruiting season. But I could never use or even give away that much olive.
I havent paid for limes, lemons, oranges or mandarins in years and I consume at least a couple kilos a week.
The Uwe Boll strat
Statistically, we need more bad guys with guns, to stop themselves.
Not today, CIA!
“I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nuthin but the truth, so help me dog.”
Fuck off Pluto, we’re full!
Video games, social media, hunting landlords for sport, harmless things, really
The further away we get from that awkward leaded gasoline period, the better too.
Dearest ChatGPT, What the fuck is a shared secret?
But the pizza base is bread, and bread is a soup.
Ah, Keychron. I see you’re a man of culture.
How long should they be forced to walk on a treadmill for, then?
Probably the bottom of the valley marineres, where the air pressure is higher and there’s less wind erosion.
A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.
Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.