The only way you’re getting blood out of me for any reason other than medical purposes is if you pay me or commit a crime. That goes for the plasma too.

Challenger Deep.

I’m going to have to go with Hydrogen on this one.

Why did you think that the tweet called him a “rescue cat?” They sure didn’t save him from a tree.

Aww that poor chungus. I hope he gets better.

No it’s too wide. That is a J Jonah Jameson mustache if ever I done seen one.

#1 looks like JJ Jameson - You know, Peter Parker’s boss?

I think this kid’s mom’s behavior highlights exactly why he in particular turned out this way. Having ADHD is not a reason or excuse for participating in a riot. But for a 12-year-old, a neglectful or disconnected mother absolutely could be. At the very least it has to be a contributing factor and a major one.

Ankylosaurus. Extinct, but still. It’s like what you’d get if you shoved a turtle, a rhino, and a dragon into that teleporter from The Fly .

Wow who would have thought that single player games were a good thing. Oh wait I did. And so did lots of other people.

So does your son have a little yellow triangle birthmark on his hand?

No, genius, it’s statistics. Math. You know, the class you slept through in high school? I’ll make it simple for you.

Out of 433 shooters:

• 12 were shot by randos (2.7%)
• 42 were subdued by randos (9.7%)
• 38+72= 110 killed themselves (25.4%)

If you want to be purely statistical about it, the murders were 10x more useful at stopping themselves than randos with guns. Which means that according to y’all’s logic, the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to wait for him to stop himself.

Two answers. First, WTF are you doing asking in here, go see a doctor. Hell, see 3 of em.

But also, life is just a meaningless struggle against empathy anyway. You’re best off just accepting it and trying to have some fun before your inevitable natural death.

And don’t worry, existential crises get easier to live with after your first few. It might help to get a low-dose anxiety medication.

Any Legend of Zelda game.

I don’t really understand, Unity started as garbage. Sure it got better. Now what’s this about it blowing up?

Well to be fair a lot of those politicians aren’t in the 1%, they just want to be. And they’re more than happy to toe the party line and step on everyone they can in order to get to the top. And then there’s the true believers, but let’s be honest anybody who’s a true believer or anything is crazy.

This has to be staged. Nobody has a house that tidy.

Exec 1: Should we do research into what gamers want to play?

Exec 2: Nah, just smush together whatever everybody else is doing, slap on a new coat of paint, and then ship that shit. The idiots will eat it up and we’ll be rich.

Gamers: Who asked for this? I didn’t ask for this. I don’t want to play this shit. I’ve got better shit that I can play for free.

Exec 1 & 2:

Final Fantasy 6 had always been the best one. 4 is awesome too. 7 is fine.

I’m sorry but you’ve failed to follow the cardinal rule: no fish, no fungus.