KingJalopy

Buncha wankstains

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.

Ape together broke strong

Hold my koala, I’m going in!

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

Whataburger or gtfo

My brother and I were addicted to PixelJunk Eden for years on PS3. In fact we were 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th on the leaderboards for awhile, possibly still lol. We created different accounts so we could make jokes on the leaderboards with our names. I haven’t thought about that in years! Thanks for the memories! I never played this game though I’m sure it’s fabulous.

Looks like the eggs I have in America

User name checks out here

Newpipe

Seriously, I don’t even know who that guy is

The poor car was setup for the Internet. It could never drive, it didn’t know. It probably never even had lessons. The Internet is fucking with cats and that never ends well.

Anything for the Internet am I right

I don’t know if I’m grandfathered in or what but I have Google Fi (I know I know I suck) and have 3 lines unlimited everything for $80/month

Flog the dolphin

Get the fuck outta here

Big if true

Serious question. What does a $200 router do that my shitty Xfinity One doesn’t?

Breaking news: terrorist operation discovered on Mars, potential of wmds.