At least that’s what the builder told you so he could buy his third boat lol

You can punch your hand through your plasterboard mate lol

There’s no comparison.

Your housing is so badly and cheaply constructed that if you tried to build like that, even in Belgium, the council would demand you tear it down at your own expense and start again

This is a perfectly good, liveable, hundred year old house in need of renovating, that’ll easily last another hundred

Also depends where it is. There are parts where a million will get you a 3 bedroom cottage, and parts where that’ll get you a castle

You can always spot an American because they’re so fuckin scared of everything. Look, this one’s scared of his own shite 😂

Knipex Cobras. It’s like being able to pinch anything with a force of about ten tons per square inch, they’re indispensable

Not one single actual Italian gives a flying fuck how you eat anything, as long as you eat enough.

The only “Italians” who say this shit are people that claim to be Italian because their great great great great grandfather once got a hand job in a Fiat 500

I don’t have that problem because I use Windows snort

Surely to Christ you’ve got better things to do with your time?!?

The question starts with “What do you consider…”

You sound like the type to reply in threads where someone’s asking about a problem they’re having with Windows and say “I don’t have this problem because I use Linux (snort)”

Beko make a bean to cup espresso machine for about €250, it’s a tank

Needs cleaning every month but makes amazing coffee with good beans

Personal data may be transferred to countries outside the EU, in particular to the USA, where a level of data protection comparable to that in the EU cannot be guaranteed.

That website can go pull its foreskin over its head

I just wanted to know what the game is in the thumbnail

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Soooooo many pretentious replies in this thread, they’re always the same.

Fuck that boring crap, start with good old light-hearted fiction.

Try -

The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Disappeared

The Breach by Travis Lee

The Dublin Trilogy by Caimh McDonnell (all 5 of them, dear god they’re hilarious)

The Girl With All The Gifts

Invasion by DC Alden

A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman (Anxious People is amazing too)

Wayward Pines by Blake Crouch (Recursion too)

The Idiots’ Club by Tony Moyle

And of course, The Internet Is A Playground by David Thorne

Waaaaaay more entertaining than all the classics mentioned, a very small selection of contemporary authors are vastly superior to the writers of yesteryear

Edit - downvoted by the wanks that think reading George Orwell makes them clever lmao. Once you get over 30 you realise that books are for entertaining, not to leave on your coffee table to try to seem interesting

Have you looked into the Rusty Lake series? Really odd

Christ aye, the last time I had Optical Catheters was an experience I won’t forget for a long time

How the actual fuck did you expect people to know that? 😂

Christ on a bike, this comment reads like I’m having a stroke

There’s an awful lot of information on the internet about heat pumps that’s coming out of the States, and is either completely incorrect, irrelevant for the European model, or blatantly anti-progressive propaganda.

Remember their houses are made of cardboard, their plumbing would make an ancient Roman laugh, and they have girly electricity.

Ignore everything you hear from that side of the pond, and you’ll find the argument far more one-sided

Oh do be quiet, there are adults talking.

I did see spam once in 1987