First Neopets, and now Flappy Bird? No thanks.

The MacBook Wheel. Imagine how disastrous this product would be if it actually happened.

Not to mention that was the first time I discovered the Onion.

Super Tux Kart

PS5 Pro: PRObably not for you

Sometimes, when dual booting Windows and Linux, especially on the same drive, the Windows installation just breaks. Sends you to automatic repair only for it to not work.

I learned this the hard way.

New knowledge. Thanks.

This was the best decision of my life.

I don’t close my curtains when I sleep, because that way, I can actually see the sunshine (or clouds) when I wake up. Bright stuff tends to make me attentive.

I was forced into taekwondo, never got past the white belt. And frankly, I was never interested to get a new belt anyway.

The only skills I still remember from that isn’t even the self defense stuff, but it’s counting in Korean.

The Steam Deck exists. It runs Linux. It’s even an actual computer that you can plug a display, keyboard, and mouse into, and then gawk at the wonderful KDE Plasma desktop environment that this thing ships with. Sure, not all Steam games work on this thing, but you still have access to a lot of stuff.

But I suppose some folks will insist to install Windows on it, or get a Windows based alternative.

You’re making great progress.

This is exactly what I’m doing too.

Adobe Creative Cloud. It’s really expensive, and once you stop paying, you lose everything.

No wonder why it’s some of the most pirated software in the world.

My country is a monarchy.

Everyone I know that uses Snapchat only uses it to take pictures with filters, and save them to the gallery.

I really don’t care about it, and I don’t think I ever will.

Whoever that person is, they definitely exist. We just haven’t seen them (and we probably never will since they’re drown in downvotes immediately).

But they’ll probably stop liking Google once they learn about the whole “collecting data and selling it to advertisers” thing.

It’s bad because they don’t want you to use it, but they made it exist so that they don’t get sued by the European Union.

Rye bread looks like chocolate cake. So… is bread a sort of cake?

I like to imagine an alternate universe where the Kaliningrad Oblast didn’t exist, and in its place was a 4th Baltic country, I call it Dooland (formal name: Republic of Dooland).

Their language, Doolish, is actually a Germanic language based on German, but simpler than even English, and doesn’t have any conjugation tenses or case system, and phonetics similar to Italian (yes, a Germanic language where the R makes the trill sound).

The flag is a horizontal tricolor, purple on top (yes, purple), blue in the middle, and green on the bottom, representing grasslands late at dusk in a starry night sky, where it’s usually pretty cold. Purple goes on the top because idk it looks better?

Cities include the capital, which I named Almara (don’t ask why), where a sandwich shaped like an ice cream cone is sold (unfortunately I stole this idea from Disney), however it’s not the biggest city, that title goes to Celestia (way nicer name), where the aurora borealis can be seen, usually next to a giant grass field which the flag is based on. It also houses a very popular music festival that doubles as its tourist attraction.

In terms of a national animal, I went with the koi fish. It has a very calm vibe if you ask me.

Seems like a fun country if it did exist.

Possibly the only worthy iPod competitor in my opinion. I wish I had one.