You’re a better person than me. I would have smashed that Bluetooth speaker the very first morning…. I am, not a morning person…
You’re a better person than me. I would have smashed that Bluetooth speaker the very first morning…. I am, not a morning person…
movin’ to the soft floor, gonna dig me up some carpet. Movin’ to the soft floor, gonna fuck me up some carpet
Aaah, correct. My mistake, as usual.
Can I be you when I grow up? (Am already in my 40s but that’s okay right?)
You’re my hero. I always wanted to work on cars. I ended up in IT. I miss repairing shit back in my tech bench days. Using my hands to repair, build, make better. What kind of racecars?
Exactly once a month, I find a 20 on the ground. It can be anytime of the month and it can only be once a month. How great a feeling to find a 20 on the ground and no one is around?
The 20s are coming from scumbag people like jerks who don’t pick up their dogs poop or are mean to customer service people.
Yup, I stand corrected. This is the way.