Lousy h00min watching stupid rectangle give ME pets i’ll claw this rug up so good stupid no-treat-having food ape show him
Lousy h00min watching stupid rectangle give ME pets i’ll claw this rug up so good stupid no-treat-having food ape show him
Who dareth approach The Box?! Guards! Seize them!
Yeah, but also would be interested in how you put it together.
I see some tabby but also some tortitude!
Ahhh you fell for the old “found me on the street bit”, eh? Ha ha! h00min, i been plannin this for a week!
Treats an pets nao plz.
Hey hey! Hey! Back up there, grabby-pants!
Anyone who’s unclear on how the whole “AI transformation” is going: a major Geek House just banned it because it sucks so bad.
Big Tech Corporations: your naked attempts to lock out workers from IT profits by laying them off in the hope that AI will replace them is starting to fail catastrophically. Here’s to the dim hope you get bounced to the curb by a vengeful board.
Dog: cat is my fruend. Protecc cat.
Cat: i was cold. Big cat warm.
Babou?!
“h00min, control your spawn or face the consequences. You have already earned a barf in your shoes. Do not test me further.”
Sometimes cats are cats. Sometimes they’re Cat.
Groovy, chill cats are most people’s preference, but the cat is not here for you. You are here for the cat. It’s all laid out right there in the Catstitution.
Cat: “Hello. I am cat. You may bathe in my glory if you wish.”
Me: snif Uh huh!
Manipulative purrr in 5 . . . 4. . . . . 3 . .