Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪
PugJesus gon’ getcha with those facts!
Poor little bastard. An unwitting descendent of ancient cats’ interest in having humans wait on them hand & foot… Now, cursed with having humans give them everything humans think cats want. 👀🤣
That poor bastard has no idea what he’s trusting humans for, and he’s about to find out what a lifelong addiction to chemically-engineered trash feels like. 🥲😭
The closer I get to that “old chef” icon myself, the more I come to realize that the majority of it is projected onto the concept from the surrounding culture… (I blame that very thing for contributing in large part to the robbing us all of Bourdain, in fact. 🙇🏽♂️💔)
TBF, not only would that same Italian person you envision also die every time a “pizza” is made, (IRL, they’re far hardier as a people) but I personally reached a similar point in my impression of “proper” sushi. 🤷🏽♂️ For decades now, I’ve looked down on cream cheese, et al, used as ingredients in rolls of all kinds. That eventually evolved into other disdainful opinions on adjacent foods’ contents, but I’ve fairly recently discovered a simple fact: in its culture of origin, sushi is known to on occasion include ice cream as an ingredient.
Therefore? Such quixotic prescriptionism is worse than useless: it restricts access to experiences based on fabricated and imaginary rules (or, face the piercing judgment of… actually no one at all).
Fuck what “people” say. Engage with your wife’s view, and maybe even join her in exploring what other curious ways one can enjoy weird shit. 🫀🖖🏽
Guillotines with “Heroes Work Here” signs atop them.
Fulla darkness & murrrrderrrr…
I don’t disagree with that basic sentiment, but it’s the griefers and whiners that get pissy when they FAFO. Downvote all you want, fellas; the fact remains: if you’re being a dick, no one cares if you get your ass handed to you. “Cheating” or not.
SoT is the only game I find a particular satisfaction with running a script once asshats get punchy. I’m fine just fishing or plinkin’ around with the hang, but when dealing with squeakers, they all go down to Davey Jones asap until they rage quit. Fuckem.
You kiss your mother with that tongue, son?
Thafuq it “doesn’t”. It’s literally called assonance. Read a book, friendo. 🤗
Might be better as “For Cock And Hole!”, IMHO.
yo ho!
Living up to their name, then? (see: Mick Jagger, fuckin’ Elvis, Jackov White, whatever Green Day’s names are, etc.)
This looks like so much fun! 🤩🤘🏽
A fellow TPKer in the wild‽ Hot damn! 🐌